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ASSUMING I'M JUST A NERD WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. A hooded figure stands in front of a glowing vintage sun badge, cables streaming out like hair — part hacker, part warning label. Bold retro halftone and distress texture give it a worn, 70s-poster look instead of a clean modern graphic, with the sarcastic callout lettered right into the design. This one isn't tied to Halloween — it's a year-round shirt for anyone who's been underestimated by someone who didn't check the terminal history first. QUICK FACTS - Design: Hooded hacker figure against a vintage distressed sun badge - Theme: Programmer/hacker humor, sarcastic typography, retro badge style - Fit for: Software developers, IT professionals, hackers, computer science students - Garment: Comfort Colors 1717, 100% garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz) - Print: High-quality direct-to-garment, soft hand-feel, no cracking or peeling - Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT Comfort Colors 1717 is garment-dyed for that soft, broken-in feel right out of the wash — heavier weight than a basic tee, relaxed true-to-size fit, built to last wash after wash. This design is exclusive to our shop and printed to order in the US. GREAT GIFT FOR Software developers, IT professionals, hackers and security folks, coworker gift for the office's most underestimated coder, computer science student, birthday or holiday gift for the programmer who's always three steps ahead. Every shirt is made to order — thank you for supporting a small business!