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It is printed on a Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSysadmins and IT pros who keep a drawer full of spare cables\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNetwork engineers who can't throw away old cords\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for a funny gift for an IT admin or crow lover\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of dry sysadmin and tech humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, soft fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Forest Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight print with a cream border, designed for dark colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCtrl Alt Tee logo on the inner neck label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and printed in the US by our print partner, then shipped to you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, to keep the print looking good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping and returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders over $35 ship free. Every crewneck qualifies. Because every item is made to order, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Report any problem within 14 days of delivery at info@ctrlaltt.store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe crow is a hoarder like every sysadmin who keeps a drawer of spare cables nobody can ever bring themselves to throw away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It works as a birthday, holiday or work-anniversary gift for an IT admin, sysadmin or anyone who hoards spare cables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack, Dark Heather, Navy, Forest Green. 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