{"product_id":"social-battery-3-ugly-christmas-sweatshirt-funny-introvert-christmas-crewneck-knit-look-holiday-gift-for-introverts-homebody-xmas","title":"Social Battery 3% Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt, Funny Introvert Christmas Crewneck, Knit Look Holiday Gift for Introverts, Homebody Xmas","description":"Social battery at 3%? This funny introvert Christmas sweatshirt says it all. A big knit-look battery with just one red bar left, a tiny Santa hat on top, and a Fair Isle holiday border on the bottom. Perfect for the ugly sweater party you'd rather skip.\n\nABOUT THE DESIGN\n- Ugly Christmas sweater look with a funny introvert twist\n- Designed to look like classic machine-knit jacquard: pixel-style lettering, a \"3%\" battery, snowflakes, pine trees, and a red-and-cream zigzag border\n- Printed on a navy crewneck sweatshirt, so you get the sweater look without the itch\n\nIMPORTANT: This is a printed sweatshirt, not a real knitted sweater. The knit texture is part of the printed design.\n\nPERFECT FOR\n- Introverts, homebodies, and anyone who needs a recharge after the holidays\n- Ugly Christmas sweater parties and office holiday events\n- Gifts for coworkers, friends, tech people, and the \"I'll just stay home\" crowd\n\nSWEATSHIRT DETAILS\n- Unisex classic fit crewneck, soft and warm\n- Sizing is unisex. Check the size chart in the listing photos, and size up for a roomier fit\n- Color: Navy\n\nCARE\nTurn inside out, wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not bleach or dry clean.\n\nMADE TO ORDER\nEach sweatshirt is printed after you order, so please allow production time before shipping. Because items are custom-made, we can't accept returns or exchanges, but if your order arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, message us and we'll make it right.\n\nLooking for more funny holiday shirts for tech people and nerds? Browse our shop for more Ctrl Alt Tee designs.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":67628291522754,"sku":"32565818262083891949","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":67628291555522,"sku":"11833508895308916079","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":67628291588290,"sku":"11367772318590722164","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67628291621058,"sku":"26670654516746791467","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67628291653826,"sku":"19875505348107486378","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":67628291686594,"sku":"29620637967824609696","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/7568\/1218\/files\/11031526030731140694_2048.jpg?v=1791050495","url":"https:\/\/ctrlalttee.store\/products\/social-battery-3-ugly-christmas-sweatshirt-funny-introvert-christmas-crewneck-knit-look-holiday-gift-for-introverts-homebody-xmas","provider":"Ctrl Alt Tee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}