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The speech bubble is a joke on \"have you tried turning it off and on again?\" The cream and orange print has a sticker-style border, so it stands out on dark shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHO IT'S FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n- Help desk, Tier 1 and IT support staff\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sysadmins, network engineers and tech geeks\u003cbr\u003e\n- A funny gift for an IT coworker, manager or friend\u003cbr\u003e\n- Possum and opossum lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n- Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, soft broken-in feel, relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sizes S to 4XL (see the size chart in the listing photos)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Colors: Black, Pepper, Graphite, Espresso, Navy (choose from the dropdown)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Made to order and printed in the US, then shipped to you\u003cbr\u003e\n- Care: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING AND RETURNS\u003cbr\u003e\nEach shirt is made to order, so production takes a few business days before it ships. Because every item is custom printed, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Please message us within 14 days of delivery with a photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003cbr\u003e\nWhat does \"have you tried playing dead?\" mean?\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is a joke on the classic help desk line \"have you tried turning it off and on again?\" Possums play dead when threatened, so the Tier 1 possum offers the same all-purpose fix.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it a good gift for someone in IT?\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. 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