{"product_id":"flowchart-of-my-life-shirt-funny-it-troubleshooting-tee-sysadmin-gift-tech-support-humor-blame-the-user-comfort-colors","title":"Flowchart of My Life Shirt, Funny IT Troubleshooting Tee, Sysadmin Gift, Tech Support Humor, Blame The User, Comfort Colors","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny flowchart shirt for sysadmins, IT support and developers. If it works, do not touch it. If it is broken, blame the user. Printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHE DESIGN\u003cbr\u003e\nA bold black-and-white flowchart with two yellow accent boxes. It starts at \"Is it working?\", where YES leads to \"Don't touch it.\" and NO leads to \"Is it broken?\", where YES leads to \"Blame the user.\" If it is neither, the restart loop \"Have you tried restarting?\" sends you back to the start. The bold black linework makes the print stand out on light shirts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWHO IT'S FOR\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sysadmins, help desk and IT support staff\u003cbr\u003e\n- Developers, network engineers and tech geeks\u003cbr\u003e\n- A funny gift for an IT coworker, manager or friend\u003cbr\u003e\n- Anyone who loves flowcharts and dry tech humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIRT DETAILS\u003cbr\u003e\n- Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton, soft broken-in feel, relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e\n- Sizes S to 4XL (see the size chart in the listing photos)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Colors: Chalky Mint, Ivory, Butter, White (choose from the dropdown)\u003cbr\u003e\n- Made to order and printed in the US, then shipped to you\u003cbr\u003e\n- Care: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING AND RETURNS\u003cbr\u003e\nEach shirt is made to order, so production takes a few business days before it ships. Because every item is custom printed, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Please message us within 14 days of delivery with a photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003cbr\u003e\nWhat is the joke?\u003cbr\u003e\nIt is the classic troubleshooting philosophy as a flowchart: if it works, leave it alone; if it is broken, it must be the user; if it is neither, restart it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs it a good gift for someone in IT?\u003cbr\u003e\nYes. 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