{"product_id":"flowchart-of-my-life-hoodie-funny-it-humor-gift","title":"Flowchart of My Life Hoodie | Funny IT Humor Gift","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis funny flowchart hoodie is for sysadmins, developers, IT support and anyone whose troubleshooting philosophy fits in two boxes. A bold flowchart titled \"Flowchart of My Life\" asks if it is working (Don't touch it.) or broken (Blame the user.), with a restart loop in between. It is printed on a Gildan 18500 hooded sweatshirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Sysadmins, help desk and IT support staff\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Developers and network engineers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Anyone shopping for a funny gift for an IT coworker, manager or friend\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Anyone who loves flowcharts and dry tech humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Gildan 18500 Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, front pouch pocket, soft fleece interior\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Colors: White, Sand, Ash and Light Blue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Bold black-and-white print with two yellow accent boxes, designed for light colors\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Ctrl Alt Tee logo on the inner neck label\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Made to order and printed in the US by our print partner, then shipped to you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e- Care: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, to keep the print looking good\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShipping and returns\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOrders over $35 ship free, and every hoodie qualifies. Because every item is made to order, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Report any problem within 14 days of delivery at info@ctrlaltt.store.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFAQ\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat is the joke?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt is the classic troubleshooting philosophy as a flowchart: if it works, leave it alone; if it is broken, it must be the user; if it is neither, restart it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs it a good gift for someone in IT?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes. The joke lands for help desk staff, sysadmins, developers and anyone who has ever supported users.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;font-size: 13.3333px\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite, Sand, Ash and Light Blue. 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