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It is printed on a Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eProgrammers and sysadmins who keep legacy systems running\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTech dads who joke about getting older but still working fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for a funny gift for an aging programmer or IT veteran\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of dry jokes about code deprecation and getting older\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, soft fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Forest Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight print with a cream border, designed for dark colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCtrl Alt Tee logo on the inner neck label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and printed in the US by our print partner, then shipped to you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, to keep the print looking good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping and returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders over $35 ship free. Every crewneck qualifies. Because every item is made to order, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Report any problem within 14 days of delivery at info@ctrlaltt.store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDeprecated code still works but is marked for removal, while depreciated means losing value with age, like an aging programmer who still delivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It works as a birthday, holiday or work-anniversary gift for a veteran programmer, sysadmin or tech dad who still gets the job done.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack, Dark Heather, Navy, Forest Green. 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