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It is printed on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSysadmins and network admins who always blame DNS first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelp-desk techs who have heard every DNS excuse there is\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for a funny gift for an IT admin or network engineer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of dry network and outage troubleshooting humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed 100% ring-spun cotton tee, soft broken-in feel, relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Pepper, Graphite, Espresso, Navy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight print with a cream border, designed for dark colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and printed in the US by our print partner, then shipped to you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, to keep the print looking good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping and returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders over $35 ship free. Shipping starts at $4.49 for one shirt. Because every item is made to order, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Report any problem within 14 days of delivery at info@ctrlaltt.store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It works as a birthday, holiday or work-anniversary gift for a network admin, sysadmin or anyone who has ever had to troubleshoot a DNS outage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack, Pepper, Graphite, Espresso, Navy. 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