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It is printed on a Gildan 18500 hooded sweatshirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSysadmins and network admins who always blame DNS first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHelp-desk techs who have heard every DNS excuse there is\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone shopping for a funny gift for an IT admin or network engineer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of dry network and outage troubleshooting humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 18500 Heavy Blend hooded sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, front pouch pocket, soft fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Dark Heather, Navy, Forest Green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight print with a cream border, designed for dark colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCtrl Alt Tee logo on the inner neck label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order and printed in the US by our print partner, then shipped to you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: machine wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low, to keep the print looking good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping and returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOrders over $35 ship free. Every hoodie qualifies. Because every item is made to order, we accept returns only for damaged, defective or misprinted items. Report any problem within 14 days of delivery at info@ctrlaltt.store.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the joke?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the classic sysadmin troubleshooting joke: every network problem gets blamed on DNS, except for the rare time it turns out to be DHCP instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It works as a birthday, holiday or work-anniversary gift for a network admin, sysadmin or anyone who has ever had to troubleshoot a DNS outage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack, Dark Heather, Navy, Forest Green. 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